Archive for September, 2008

Funny tribute to Don LaFontaine – “The Preview Man”

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

You’ve probably seen the real tribute video to Don LaFontaine, the ubiquitous voice talent that we all grew up with.  Now, check out this brilliant stand-up routine by Pablo Fanscisco specifically about Don, “The Preview Man.” 

It is… in a world… where things… are… awesome.

 

The naked truth about “Ode to Bacon”

Friday, September 5th, 2008

I recently recorded a a voice track for a an original musical composition called “Ode to Bacon” by Rob from The Schnauzer Radio Orchestra for Len Peralta’s Jawbone Radio.  Rob posted a brief story about how the project came together, and also posted the finished audio files for you to hear.

“I grabbed a funky drumloop I sampled a long time ago from some obscure orchestra-album, played a 2 bar bass loop and started to spread out Scott’s voice over the track.”

Rob is amazing.  See the rest of the story and listen to the end result here.�

Things people say during roll-out of v1.0

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

My wife attended a training session at her work for a new ’super-duper computerized system’ that is replacing an old paper-based system.  Things are not going as well as they had hoped. 

So, the new computerized system looks pretty, but time and time again the trainers had to say things like:

  • That’s not working yet.
  • We’ve called [the vendor] and no one has called us back.
  • We thought we had that fixed, but it’s not working.
  • We have that one the list.

 AAACCCKKK!

Love you!

I have delevered a couple of ‘version 1′ products in my lifetime, so I understand the challenges of that first roll-out.  That’s why we “grizzled ancients” cost so much to hire.  We might not get it perfect the first time, but we track ALL of our problems, keep the process as transparent as possible for the customers, and we know how to answer the damn phone when customers call. 

Delivering a v1 product is not about delivering perfect software and then watching the money roll in; it’s about delivering a product that mostly works and answers 90% of their needs, providing confidence to the customers that you are deeply comitted to their hopes and desires for the other 10%, and that you will not quit on them and disappear.  (Ironically, that is exactly what happened to our customers when my last company closed its doors, so you can imagine that I have some deep-seated feelings about comittment, as well as some unresolved disappointment in my last company’s owners.  Never again.)

Embarking on an affair with Ubuntu

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

I am a die hard Microsoft guy.  Vista really is a complex masterpiece offering countless features that are not visible to the users. I’ve been running Vista Ultimate for two years without a hitch.  I just installed the (1 hour) Service Pack 1, so I hope that doesn’t screw the pooch.

While Vista is evolving to be a rock-solid and secure operating system… I find that I don’t need much of it. Needing Vista’s security architecture is a bit like needing Kevlar body armor.  Sure I would be safer walking around downtown wearing full battle gear, but wow it’s heavy and slow.  I’m willing to sacrifice a bit of safety for convenience.  I personally believe that Microsoft has overcompensated in Vista for the years and years of abuse, and the latest operating system is now a paranoid “end-of-the-world” nut that never leaves the apartment without a well-armed security force.

Meanwhile, Ubuntu and Google Chrome are skipping la-dee-da through the streets naked.  I am jealous of their trust and freedom.  Those bastards.

So, I am downloading Ubuntu now so that I can try it.  They’ve offered me a hit off of their huka, and I’m going to inhale.

I can’t go entirely Linux-crazy;  I am a software developer with large knowledge investments in the .NET and MS SQL spaces, so I will have to stay close to Windows for the near future.  Only time will tell…

UPDATE (2 hours later):  The Ubuntu experience is inferior.  No thanks.  I’ll stick with Vista, thank you.

My Vista has RLS

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

My laptop has restless Leg Syndrome.  It’s not running anything special, but it wiggles around every so many seconds. No SQL Server, no “programs” running, nothing special.  Yet, look at the Task Manager:

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Jeez.  I wish my laptop would settle down and relax.

David Lawrence is a Heroes Villain!

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008
A friend of mine (from the podcasting world) is a Heroes villain!
http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/2008/l080917_heroes/flash.htm?gid=703&aid=3374
 
David has been doing the “David Lawrence Personal Netcast Podcast” for years, and is a genuinely nice, stand-up guy.  People who listen to his podcast will know that he is a brilliant, funny, and entertaining guy with his hands in a lot of projects.  He has had a nationally syndicated radio show, starred in an award winning short film called “Wallace,” done voice work for AOL and countless commercials, did the voice talent for the radio segments in “Saints Row,” and acted on stage and TV commercials.  If you’re a podcaster, you might have met him at one of the several Podcast Expos.

Be sure to subscribe to his “Personal Netcast” podcast over at www.thedavidlawrenceshow.com to hear him talk about his Heroes gig (after the episodes have aired).

Being a recurring character on a hit TV series is a huge deal, and he deserves every ounce of the success.