Conversation with our 3 year-old

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Our youngest daughter talks… a lot.  The following is an actual conversation between my wife and our 3 year-old tonight before bed.

 

toddler:                 I don’t like monsters’ butts.  Do they poop?

 

Mom:                    Everybody poops.

 

toddler:                 Do they wipe?

 

Mom:                    I hope they wipe or that would be gross.  (This said because our 3 year-old is not so good with the wiping)

 

toddler:                 They are so busted!

 

Silence for about one minute.  Mom has eyes closed hoping 3 year-old will get the hint and go to sleep.

 

toddler:                 Mom, do you want to talk about the monsters and they’re so busted when they don’t wipe their butts?